So Peeved Right Now!

OK, so I'm not one to usually talk about or bash anyone's religion, but I'm just so annoyed right now. I'm literally so pissed that I'm shaking. I'm babysitting and everyone is napping...all is quiet...then I hear a knock at the door and Max goes ballistic! Of course Heather wakes up screaming...all because the Mormons have to spread their word! Gaah!! Honestly, if I wanted religion, I would go find it. Don't bring it to me. I'm not a religious person (I was raised Baptist, but don't practice at all) and I don't foist my views on others as I don't want them to do that to me. I do listen when others talk about their religion (talk about, not attempt to convert me) because I'm not opposed to them believing in what they believe in. I just don't like it when people go door to door trying to get me to join their church. If I wanted to belong, don't you think I would already. I don't, so please leave me alone! I can't keep a sign permanently taped to my front door telling all church visitors to take it elsewhere. Heather was so pissed that her nap was preempted that she literally screamed (I don't mean cry, I mean scream as in someone was stabbing her) for over 30 minutes (even with me holding her trying to comfort her) until she finally fell back to sleep.

All I'm asking is for the Mormons and the Jehovah's Witnesses to leave me the hell alone!!! Is that really too much to ask?